Summer's rapidly approaching which means Vegas pool season is finally here. This is a HUGE deal for people that live here, as well as those of you that are here just for vacation. Why? Well, let me break it down Charlie Brown. Pool season is great because unlike Las Vegas nightclubs, pool parties give you something to do during the day before you head to work or wherever it is you go to once the sun goes down. It's common for guys to embrace shirt-less summer fashion, but Bare pool lounge at The Mirage (shameless plug) believes in treating everyone equal – and provides our beautiful female counterpoints with the opportunity for a top-optional pool experience. Anywho, you don't want to go to the pool and be "that guy" (or girl) who wears the t-shirt over their suit. This is the time when you're supposed to show off your summer body and blend in with a multitude of barely cover flesh - unless you’re me. Just like 99% of Americans who vow to get in shape for their New Year's resolution, I too have fallen off the band wagon and returned to my glutinous life of McDonald's breakfast burritos and Sausage McMuffins. In addition to this, the only time I see the sun is on my way to and from work. If I made it to a pool right now, people could actually use me as a reflector to accelerate their tanning experience. Seriously, the only people that are whiter than me are, Albinos (who are creepy), Elmer's Glue (which really isn't a person), and Michael Jackson (who also barely qualifies as a person). Bottom line - I need to get back in shape and get some color on my pasty exterior. Maybe this entry will be the motivator that gets me moving and back to the gym – or (more likely) it'll motivate me to go back for a day or two, then when I'm unable to tie my shoes without crying like a newborn, I'll quit until I am no longer able to fit in my pants. On that note, I'm outta here for today – lunch is here. Till next time!